Done

This is literally the last straw. Claudius wants us to take Hamlet to England. I don't know why, I don't care, and I don't think Guildenstern does either. Nope. All I know is that we just do this final job, and we're done. I personally and tired of this stupid corruption and I want nothing more to do with it. Guildenstern? Neither do I. 

Hatin' orders

So after that creepy play, we try to be nice and tell Hamlet his mom wants to see him, not like he's in trouble or whatnot but like he needs to just talk to her. Man that play was...unsettling. And you remember when he got all angry at us saying we're just messing with him or whatever? 'Feel like babysitters

We're not your servants!

Claudius keeps bugging us for all these answers, and dude I just don't think this guy gets that Hamlet is pretty much saying NOTHING. True, like we keep saying, 'Hey Hamlet, are you okay? You haven't been acting well'. And you know what he says to us? NOTHING! We're not going to keep chasing this stupid idea until we start seeing the cash we were promised. I don't know why they're all making drama when really they should have just asked Hamlet himself why he's gone crazy. I'm getting sick of all of these people's attitudes.